Sir Mix-A-Lot's biggest (only) hit is peppered with funny lines like this one. "Oh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin, you say you wanna get in my Benz?"
In addition to being incredibly crass, Lil Wayne is actually also incredibly funny.
I'm still around, like them Geico cavemen." It's not entirely clear (or clear at all) what Ghostface is talking about, but it's still pretty funny. "Scooby snack, jurassic plastic, gas booby trap." 'Look at him, still sleeping.'"Ĭracking jokes at a funeral is possibly the epitome of dark humor. "At your wake, as I peek in, look in your casket, feeling sarcastic. Logic's good guy persona extends even into his lyrics about drive-bys. Once upon a time I brought a Super Soaker to a drive-by." Some people always find the silver lining, according to Kanye. "Couldn't afford a car, so she named her daughter Alexis." One would think the first thing to come off would be the shirt, but Hurricane Chris goes straight to taking his shoes off in the club. "It's so hot up in da club that I ain't got no shoes on." "She said, 'Boy, you want your cake and eat it too.' I said 'it's cake. It's a shame, really, because that means people sleep on this line. He ran away."Įverybody thinks of the line about magnets when they think of this Insane Clown Posse song about miracles and science. "I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay. I don't have any lines to go right here, so chuby Teletubby." "Chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chubby. Ludacris excels at coming up with punchlines like this. "Have you ever seen crocodile seats in the truck? Turn around, sit down, let 'em bite yo butt."
In addition to eating a can of dog food, you are also illin' if you order McDonald's at a KFC, forget which sporting event you are attending, and try to hit on a girl despite having terrible breath, according to Run DMC. But homes you did not read it was a can of dog food." You proceeded to eat it cos you was in the mood. It was salty with butter, and it was def. Will Smith's reputation as a wholesome rapper got its start with songs like "Parents Just Don't Understand," thanks to PG jokes about pants. "If you don't want to, I can live with that, but you gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks." Will Smith, "Parents Just Don't Understand" (H/t New York Daily News, Allmusic.Despite his general persona, Kanye isn't completely serious all the time. Our condolences, prayers and positive energy go out to the family and friends of #bigkap RIPĭamn man. Man, this was one of the best birthdays of my life and there was #BigKap in the booth! rippin… Big Kap was influential in launching Biggie’s career, serving as his DJ during the infamous 1995 Summer Jam performance where Biggie threw a water bottle at Kap (though Kap later claimed that there was no bad blood).įlex broke the news of his passing via an Instagram post, and hip-hop heavyweights responded in kind with their own condolences, helping make Big Kap a trending topic on Twitter: It also featured a rare live freestyle battle between 2Pac and Biggie. According to a post on his Instagram page, he was scheduled to perform today.įor those who don’t know, Big Kap (born Keith Carter) was an important presence in New York City’s hip-hop world, best known beyond the five boroughs for " The Tunnel," his 1999 collaborative album with DJ Funkmaster Flex. The album is a portrait of popular rap at the time, with verses from Jay-Z, Snoop Dogg, DMX and myriad others. Hip-hop fans and artists are mourning the unexpected death of influential hip-hop DJ Big Kap, who died today (February 3) at the age of 45 from undisclosed causes.
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